she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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