He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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