Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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