He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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