just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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