Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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