there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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