I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You ate ashes out of my bong
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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