You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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