dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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