Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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