that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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