also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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