Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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