PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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