just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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