are you still at the devil's house?
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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