What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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