So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
COCAINE IS GR8
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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