I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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