i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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