Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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