just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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