I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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