Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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