Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I had to cum in my sink.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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