you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think my moral compass just broke
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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