My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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