so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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