And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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