So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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