Can i not drive my cunt home
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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