My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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