I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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