Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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