She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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