its not stalking. its research.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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