That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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