I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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