Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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