he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
my poor anus
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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