He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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