Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
