are you still at the devil's house?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
