Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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