Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
