Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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