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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning

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(425): View more from Washington

He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.

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(409): View more from Texas

Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.

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(801): View more from Utah

That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work

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(775): View more from Nevada

I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?

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