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• (757): View more from Virginia

  margs and chips and queso make the world go round

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  well and inertia

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.

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  That baby is bound to be under-loved.

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• (707): View more from California

  the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow

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  This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us 

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.

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  I demand a full explanation right now.

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