break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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