is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?