i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's no shave November. This is our time.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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