i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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