I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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