hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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