Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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