I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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