I'm so fucking centered right now
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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