That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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