what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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