I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The adults are the big ones right?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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