Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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